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Column: Kwuh-Ven-Zhuh-Nay and the Onion

March 13, 2013 by lpahomov Leave a Comment

By Abe Musselman

Staff Writer

Nine year old Quvenzhané Wallis is a bright, irresistibly charming girl who was thrust into the national spotlight by her Academy Award-nominated role in last year’s Beasts of the Southern Wild. In doing so, she made Oscar history, becoming the youngest female and the first African-American child actor to be nominated for the award.

During the ceremony, a writer for the satirical news organization The Onion sent out a tweet which, well, called the little girl one of the ugliest words you can think of.

As the Twittersphere erupted into accusations of misogyny, racism, and just plain bullying, Onion CEO Steve Hannah issued an official statement apologizing for the comment, though it didn’t do much to calm most of their readers.

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I didn’t watch the Oscars this year, and found out about the fiasco while scrolling through Facebook. I’ve grown used to reading the Onion’s headlines and getting a small (usually guilty) laugh out of the sardonic, ten-word bits of humor they release every hour or so. Their jokes resemble real news stories so closely that I often mistake their articles for pieces from NPR and vice versa.

So when I came across their extensive written apology, I assumed they were poking fun at the legions of people that are offended by their content. I scanned the letter looking for signs of their trademark sarcasm, but the letter maintained its sincerity. Convinced I had missed out on some big inside joke, I googled the story.

Now, the Onion isn’t exactly known for holding back when it comes to sensitive subjects. They barely waited two weeks after the September 11th terrorist bombings before they published an all-caps headline reading “Holy F***ing S**t, Attack on America!” and the network frequently publishes dark, mildly controversial articles like “Special Olympics Tee Ball Stand Pitches Perfect Game”.

So why was everyone up in arms about their Oscars tweet?

Well, for starters, the tweet was read by thousands of Twitter users who may not have been familiar with the Onion’s biting brand of humor. While the tweets sent out by the news network would normally be read by their followers, the Onion tagged all of their award show tweets with the hashtag “#Oscars2013” so that they could be read by anyone following the program. Most users probably took one look at the tweet and immediately began penning their strongly-worded emails about how they can hardly believe what they were reading, what is this country coming to?, etc.

Second, the joke wasn’t funny. There’s really no getting around this one. Just about everything about it was wrong. It was badly timed, it was pitched to the wrong audience, and it took a cheap shot at an adorable nine year old. Regardless of what kind of message the Onion was trying to send about the way we view women on the silver screen or the way Hollywood exploits child talent, the author of the tweet forgot to be clever.

The last (and undoubtedly most important) reason that the Onion’s ill-advised tweet angered even their most seasoned readers is that it was missing the humanity that is usually buried inside the Onion’s darkest articles. Many people found that the September 11th issue perfectly captured their feelings of confusion and desperation. Humor is sometimes the only way we can make sense of things that would cripple us if we thought about them too deeply. The Onion’s Oscars tweet tapped into the racial tension and inequality that has plagued our nation for centuries without providing anything more than a cheap laugh. This only added to an existing controversy about the girl’s unusual name, which newscasters and celebrities alike refused to learn to pronounce correctly.

I’ve been watching the Onion’s Facebook posts in the weeks since the Oscars, and I’ve yet to see them push the boundaries in their usual favorite topics (racism, women’s rights, genocide). This seems like a wise move, but I’m worried about what it might mean for the future of the Onion and (I may be gettinga little ahead of myself here) the future of American satire. In their 25 years as a “fake” news source, the Onion has never apologized for anything they’ve produced. While unquestionably noble and probably necessary, their apology letter caused them to sacrifice something that they may not be able to get back.

One of the things that made the Onion so fun to read is the feeling of not knowing what to expect next. Now that I know there’s a limit to how far they will go, I doubt they’ll be able to shock me in the same way. I’ve been offended a few times by the articles I’ve read, but I’ve always been able to shrug it off with the knowledge that, in a way, that’s the reason they exist.

Social satire is one of the most important ways we have to express our frustrations with the sometimes brutal world in which we live. It hurts to think that we may have lost our best source over a poorly-planned tweet.

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A Review of Stay Awake by Dan Chaon

March 12, 2013 by lpahomov Leave a Comment

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By Freshman, Michelle Friedman

Guest Writer

“Even when our death is imminent, we carry the image of ourselves moving forward, alive, into the future.” Writes Dan Chaon in his newest collection of short stories, “Stay Awake”. He also has written “You Remind Me of Me” and “Await Your Reply”. In this anthology, Chaon presents twelve uniquely frightening, depressing and evoking short stories; they range from action-packed horror narratives, like “The Bees”, to supernatural and metaphysical anecdotes such as “The Farm. The Gold. The Lily-White Hands.”

Though Dan Chaon’s stories feature lost identities, erie signs from the underworld, demented children, and much more, I found his tales somewhat unsatisfying. A recurring theme in “Stay Awake” is an open ended plot with tons and tons of unresolved issues and unanswered questions. I found it difficult to move onto the next story without constantly wondering about the last one. On the other hand, his style could really appeal to one who enjoys pondering existentialist ideas and things of the sort.

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Senior Capstone turns History Project into a Play

February 27, 2013 by lpahomov Leave a Comment

By Melanie Harrington

Staff Writer

Every Wednesday, while SLA Freshman are at the Franklin, and Sophomores and Juniors are at their ILPs, Seniors are hard at work on their capstones.

For Senior Manna-Symone Middlebrooks, that means being immersed in her play.

The script she is writing draws from a National History Day project that Middlebrooks completed last year. It revolves around the idea of the different roles African Americans play, and have played, in media and society.

The plot follows a stereotypical African-American male who has just been released from jail. He has to deal with a previous relationship that he had with a white female a while back. Secrets about his childhood that he didn’t know existed also leak out.

“There’s different levels of communication of who gets to tell what story and why they have more power in story telling than other people,” Middlebrooks said.

Rehearsals started a few weeks ago. The cast, made up of about 15 students, were selected based on their acting and singing abilities as well as their race and physical features considering the certain roles race plays a part in.

Freshman Isabella Mezzaroba plays past Emily, one of the main characters.

“I found out about the play through advisory memos and friends,” Mezzaroba said. “I wasn’t even planning on auditioning.”

Although she has only been to one practice, Mezzaroba reports that the play so far is “interesting and fun.”

Although Middlebrooks has a full cast and crew, she admits that the play is still being written and is constantly changing.

“I really want the project to be something that is continuously developed up until the last minute,” she said, “just so that it’s fresh for me and it’s fresh for the cast and it’s also fresh for the entire audience.”

The actors were brought in fairly early. While it is true they have to memorize lines and become their character, Middlebrooks had another reason to start auditioning and assigning roles early.

“Actors on stage recognize things that the playwright can’t. If the actors don’t understand, then the audience isn’t going to understand.”

While the actors are slowly developing into their character, they are forming a relationship with Middlebrooks as well as each other. The play takes up about 20 hours of Middlebrooks’ week, and that number continues to vary. She admits that more of her time has been devoted to her play since the college application process has come to an end.

“At home I’m constantly reviewing and reading out loud to myself. My mom actually thinks I’m talking to myself,” she joked.

In order to ensure that this play is the best that it can be, Middlebrooks has several editors reading over her work to make revisions and suggestions as they see fit. She has been working with Philadelphia Young Playwrights for professional advice. Fellow teachers such as English and History Teacher Joshua Block, and English Teacher Alexa Dunn, are Middlebrooks’ go to people when she needs advice or more revisions.

For her capstone presentation, she will be filming portions of the process and editing it into a documentary. She will also put together a website that talks about her play, the actors, herself, and all of the progress and achievements she has made over the last four years.

The play is scheduled to be performed on April 5 at the InterAct Theater on 23rd and Sansom. Ticks will cost between five and ten dollars to help pay for the set and costumes.

What happens when the show is over? Middlebrooks isn’t sure yet.

“I’m trying to hone in on what exactly I want to do with the rest of my life,” she confessed.

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Brains Eat Brains: Zombie Prom

February 19, 2013 by lpahomov Leave a Comment

By Annisa Ahmed

Staff Writer

This year, the zombies are taking over.

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Credited to Dave Christman. Event: Zombie Prom ’09

SLA is home to many fans of the popular drama series The Walking Dead. Many students also used the half day on Thursday, Feb. 14th to catch a showing of a more humorous take on those soulless corpses, the newly released film Warm Bodies.

Senior Marley Utzig wants to keep the dead times coming. Her Capstone project is hosting a zombie prom for all the students of School District who are eighteen years of age or younger.

The plan has been in the works since sophomore year.

“There is an adult zombie prom and I have never been able to go to it,” said Utzig. ”And since I am going to college in a different state next year, I probably will never be allowed to go to.”

She simply wishes that there were more opportunities for minors because the nightlife of city as a whole is geared to adults. Only those old enough to drive without a permit or those who can consume alcohol with any repercussions are allowed into most events in Philadelphia.

”There is only a few nightclubs that open to teens normally and even then, it’s very rare,” mentioned Utzig. “It’s a big market that is not being tapped in Philly. “

By holding this event, students from Central, Roman Catholic, CAPA and beyond will have the chance to experience a truly gutsy and gruesome event in harmony.

Junior Isabela Supovitz-Aznar attended a zombie affair once a year before she arrived at SLA. It was a concert of sorts and she and her friends has a blast, covered in splotchy black paint and all.

“It was really odd, but fun,” Supovitz-Aznar said.

Mingling in bright lights with music pounding all around, she said, was a theme she wished there was more of, especially if it came in the form of a prom.

Utzig is working to secure a venue, and says it depends on the pricing. However, she says that the cost will probably not exceed twenty dollars. The date is set for sometime in May and she plans to have special features available like face painting booths for anyone who is unable to do their own makeup.

As for a costume, Utzig has a simple solution.

”You just have to put on your prettiest dress and throw blood on it,” she said.

After all, you can never be wrong with faux blood.

 

To contact the author: aahmed2@scienceleadership.org

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Subway Surfers; It’s Exactly Like Temple Run

February 15, 2013 by lpahomov Leave a Comment

By Nomi Martin-Brouillette

Staff Writer

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New apps have been floating around lately, Temple Run 2, Ruzzle, Snapchat, etc.  So many new apps keep popping up that it’s very likely that apps will start to look very similar.

The app Subway Surfers, a popular free gaming app, is one of these apps. and the point of it is to run along the subway, and not get hit by a train, or any other roadblocks along while you collect coins to get a higher score.

Sound familiar? That’s because it bears very strong resemblance to the popular app Temple Run, where the point is to run along a path and not let creepy creatures catch you, or run into any other roadblocks, as you collect coins to get a higher score.

Sophomore Aaron Tang, who likes the app, rating it an  out of 10, admits that “It’s like temple run because you have to get the highest score, but instead of the monkeys its a subway where things are coming towards you.”

Sophomore Gabriel Mussleman, who would only rate it a 6 out of 10, say’s “I think it’s all hype, its not that great of an app. It’s not even that fun.”

While there are some neat apps out there, it is likely that this one is a passing fad, and will fade into oblivion, as many others have done in the past (think Tap Tap).

The question remains, what is the point of these new apps? Are any of them even worth downloading? And are the so low on ideas that apps are being created that are just variations on a theme?

Download the app Subway Surfers and decide for yourself.

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